take a moment to prepare yourselves for this.

xQuetxalcoatlx [10:01 PM]:  hey guess what                                 MABlazick [10:01 PM]:  what?
 xQuetxalcoatlx [10:01 PM]:  im gonna dress REAL gangsta tommorow
 MABlazick [10:01 PM]:  will you say hi to me in the hall ?
 xQuetxalcoatlx [10:01 PM]:  if im not too busy keepin it gangsta
 MABlazick [10:01 PM]:  alright cool
 MABlazick [10:01 PM]:  you know
 MABlazick [10:02 PM]:  that reminds me of a little story
 MABlazick [10:02 PM]:  i went for a walk tonight
 MABlazick [10:02 PM]:  and i was wearing a hoodie
 MABlazick [10:02 PM]:  and it was cold so i put up the hood, which was obviously a very intimidating look for me.
 MABlazick [10:02 PM]:  very gangster-like.
 MABlazick [10:02 PM]:  and i came across a fellow gangster on the street
 MABlazick [10:02 PM]:  and he started,
 MABlazick [10:02 PM]:  you know,
 xQuetxalcoatlx [10:02 PM]:  did u holla at him? 
 MABlazick [10:03 PM]:  frontin'.
 
 MABlazick [10:03 PM]:  and i looked at him
 xQuetxalcoatlx [10:03 PM]:  oh shizzle!
 
 MABlazick [10:03 PM]:  and curled my lip up
 MABlazick [10:03 PM]:  and he was like "
 MABlazick [10:03 PM]:  "are you fo rizzle"
 MABlazick [10:03 PM]:  ?
 MABlazick [10:03 PM]:  and i was like
 MABlazick [10:03 PM]:  "fo SHIZZLE."
 MABlazick [10:03 PM]:  and then he back up off my grill.
 MABlazick [10:03 PM]:  backed*
 xQuetxalcoatlx [10:03 PM]:  thats pretty much the best story ive ever heard ever
 MABlazick [10:04 PM]:  really?
 MABlazick [10:04 PM]:  it's 100%
 MABlazick [10:04 PM]:  TRUE.
 xQuetxalcoatlx [10:04 PM]:  certified more like it
 MABlazick [10:04 PM]:  hells YEA.

here's my train of thought right now:

dan's screenname reminds me of mexico, which reminds me of steve and dan sleeping together, which reminds me of when steve gave dan a piggyback ride, which reminds me of the squirrel at the park, which reminds me of all of the fun things at the park and the cops taht came and made us leave, and then i think about the shore and how much fun it will be because steve and dan will sleep together there too.